this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
“Just… Bro. “
That’s not okay ;-;
that was the sound of my heart shattering into a million pieces okay bye
one good thing about a heatwave in Australia ;)
"Hi, i’d a ticket to Australia. Window seat please.”
Isnt this a safety hazard?
safety hazard? nah he’ll be right mate
if Australia went by safety hazard rules, there’d be no more Australia
there are really good sides to australia i mean damn
you’re too young to be heterosexual honey you’re probably just confused
Kuroko no Basket art appreciation post.
im here. im queer. im not really trying to make a political statement right now but you’re really attractive and i just wanna let you know that the way i swing includes your general direction
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
Love and Kindness. That’s all what He is.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
this hurt to look at
actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead