buttfuckingbrothers:

[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]

(Source: bottomjared)


best-lovequotes:

Happy on We Heart It.

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK


scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 


(Source: urbsantiquafuit)


monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE



(Source: shesbombb)


darby-therat:

My dad’s dog and my rat have now officially met.

darby-therat:

My dad’s dog and my rat have now officially met.

(Source: )


paeoniia:

I wanted to lay down on one of these but i dont think the staff would be very happy about it

paeoniia:

I wanted to lay down on one of these but i dont think the staff would be very happy about it


proxyjackspicer:

i haven’t done a twitter!habit post in a while so yea


osamah:

I CANT BREATHE

osamah:

I CANT BREATHE

(Source: klefable)


sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍


(Source: fuck-daisy)


theotherwesley:

4gifs:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

theotherwesley:

4gifs:

[video]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Source: ForGIFs.com)